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Traditional Family Vampires
Traditional Family Vampires
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Traditional Family Vampires

2000
15m
Comedy
Horror

Status

Released

Release

2000

Runtime

15m

Storyline

An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
15m
Jun 20, 2000
Director
Bobby R. Poirier
Bobby R. Poirier
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

9 Cast Members

Brian Hinds

Father

Christine Louise Marshall

Mother

Sarah Lord

Daughter

J.D. Merritt

Man

Cole Tucker

Cole Tucker

Himself

Harrison Ankers

LaWanda

John Hickson

The Priest

Mary Lou Bagley

Old Woman

Bobby R. Poirier

Bobby R. Poirier

Bar Patron

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