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They’re creepy, but more horny. They’ll do you in the morning. Each other they’re adoring, the Maddam’s Family. The men are hung like horses. They don’t need back up forces. They always cum in quartses, the Maddam’s Family. She’s Sweet, He’s neat, Feel the heat. So when you need some lovin, or some cushion for your shovin, we got what you’ve been wanting, the Maddam’s Family. The Maddams family face a financial crisis, so Horticia concocts a plan to turn their family mansion into a whorehouse.
