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Status
Released
Release
1998
Runtime
1h 39m
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Six Men. One Woman. No Balls.
The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.
34 Cast Members
Gary Olsen
Arthur Hoyle
Samantha Womack
Hazel Scott
Neil Morrissey
Steve
Ralph Brown
Phil
Richard Ridings
Frank
Adrian Hood
Tommy
David MacCreedy
Tony
Griff Rhys Jones
Ray Mason, Radio York commentator
Tony Slattery
Reg Welch
Jane Thornton
Doreen Hoyle
John Thomson
Stan
Susan Tully
June
Brian Glover
Jack, Doreen's Father
Jenny Jules
Carol
Nicholas Lane
Colin West
Maria Pastel
Vicky
Polly Jackson
Betty
Iain Rogerson
Ambulance Man
Adam Fogerty
Wayne, Cobbler's Arms Team
Matt Andrews
Scott, Cobbler's Arms Team