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Blonde Goddess
Blonde Goddess
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Blonde Goddess

1982
1h 24m
War
Drama
Science Fiction

Status

Released

Release

1982

Runtime

1h 24m

Storyline

"...An Erotic Climax To The 20th Century"

The erotic, macho dreams of Elmo Smathers, shy comic book artist, transport him first to a lush South American forest, where he meets a tribe of lusty warriors, and ultimately their beautiful pagan queen, The Blonde Goddess. Next, Elmo's fantasies take him to France during WW1 where he defeats the Black Baron in a thrilling sky duel. Both men live to share the insatiable ladies of the Chateau. The Blonde Goddess appears, as she does at the climax of each fantasy, luring him to place of endless lust. Jack Hammer, Private Eye, is Elmo's next reverie. Hammer's current case involves intimate associations with the sexy sirens of the 1940's. Thrusting into the future, Elmo battles the galactic overlord, Megazon, for the safety of the universe and the flesh of the five succulent otherworldly beauties.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 24m
May 5, 1982
Languages
English
Director
Bill Milling
Production
Planet Pictures
Planet Pictures
Production Countries
Mexico
France
United States of America
United Kingdom

Top Cast

16 Cast Members

Barbara Peckinpaugh

Barbara Peckinpaugh

Susanna Britton - Amorella / Contessa / Sue Van Horn

Jacqueline Lorians

Jacqueline Lorians

French Girl / Sadie

Emilycc

Herself

Heather Young

Heather Young

Abducted Girl

Jane Kelton

(credit only)

Jungle Jane

Herself

Loni Sanders

Loni Sanders

Millie Van Horn / Megazon's Girl

Misty Regan

Misty Regan

Frieda Farnsworth / Girl in Temple (uncredited)

Nicole Scent

Nicole Scent

Jacqueline / Megazon's Girl (uncredited)

Tamara West

Jill Van Horn

David Messa

Elmo Smathers / Louisiana Smith / Johnny Yank / Jack Hammer / Tony Steel

Gordon G. Duvall

Dr. Robert Fish / Temple Overseer

Ken Yontz

Temple Guard (uncredited)

Matt West

Bruno

Mike Feline

Mike Feline

Mr. Big

Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy

The Baron

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