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12 Paces without a Head
12 Paces without a Head
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12 Paces without a Head

Original Title: 12 Meter ohne Kopf

2009
1h 48m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2009

Runtime

1h 48m

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Storyline

The era of the feared sea pirates Klaus Störtebeker and Gödeke Michels is coming to an end. After a long period with no booty at last a bulging ship appears on the horizon. However, Störtebeker is badly wounded in the attempted capture and the pirates suffer ignominious defeat. Not only their ship is down the drain - Störtebeker himself is suddenly plagued by anxiety and doubt about his very existence as a pirate. He is drawn to the beautiful country girl Bille, while Michels gets rebuffed by the friesian princess Okka. In the very moment that the crew have mutinied and co-captain Michels is literally at the end of his tether, they discover on board their ramshackle old tub a most unique wonder weapon. Glory days are quickly revived - until the mighty Hanse consolidate their power and weaponry and go to war against the pirates. Störtebeker and Michels are forced to decide: To live as a farmer or to die as a pirate.

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 48m
Dec 10, 2009
Languages
German
Director
Sven Taddicken
Sven Taddicken
Production
Magnolia Filmproduktion
Magnolia Filmproduktion
Warner Bros. Pictures
Warner Bros. Pictures
Wüste Film
Wüste Film
Production Countries
Germany

Top Cast

20 Cast Members

Ronald Zehrfeld

Ronald Zehrfeld

Klaus Störtebeker

Matthias Schweighöfer

Matthias Schweighöfer

Gödeke Michels

Franziska Wulf

Franziska Wulf

Bille

Oliver Bröcker

Oliver Bröcker

Lupe

Hinnerk Schönemann

Hinnerk Schönemann

Keule

Jacob Matschenz

Jacob Matschenz

Nolle

Sascha Reimann

Sascha Reimann

Beule

Jana Pallaske

Jana Pallaske

Okka

Devid Striesow

Devid Striesow

Simon von Utrecht

Detlev Buck

Detlev Buck

Waffenhändler

Thomas Neumann

Thomas Neumann

Pfeffersack

Peter Kurth

Peter Kurth

Keno Tom Brooke

Alexander Scheer

Alexander Scheer

Hermann Lange

Milan Peschel

Milan Peschel

Nikolaus Schocke

Achim Reichel

Achim Reichel

Henker Rosenfeld

Simon Gosejohann

Simon Gosejohann

Fokko Johannson

Martin Klempnow

Martin Klempnow

Landratte in der Kneipe

Sven Hönig

Sven Hönig

Landratte in der Kneipe

Falk Rockstroh

Falk Rockstroh

Pfeffersack

Godehard Giese

Godehard Giese

Kaufmann im Fass

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