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No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
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  2. No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

Original Title: Pas de café, pas de télé, pas de sexe

1999
1h 27m
Drama
Romance

Status

Released

Release

1999

Runtime

1h 27m

Where to Watch

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Storyline

"Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva."

No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 27m
Sep 29, 1999
Languages
French
Director
Romed Wyder
Romed Wyder
Production
Laïka Films
Laïka Films
Paradigma Films
Paradigma Films
TSR
TSR
Production Countries
Switzerland
Official Website

Top Cast

5 Cast Members

Vincent Coppey

Arno

Alexandra Tiedemann

Nina

Pietro Musillo

Maurizio

Nalini Selvadoray

Alice

Frédéric Martin

Frédéric Martin

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