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"A man of the claw"
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
16 Cast Members
Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Fernando Pacheco de Castro
Frankie Mermaid
Aurelio Voltaire
Altair
Yang Jiechang
Wei Chang
Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja
Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
David Sokol
Ali
Nicholas M. Garofolo
Hobo
George Schewnzer
Doug's Dad
Janice Young
Doug's Mom
Douglas Saint James
Surgeon
Pat Hroncich
Vietnam Soldier 1
Alec Lambert
Thug
