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Annie Kirk's life is in chaos. She is broke, unemployed, can't pay her poll tax and has two boyfriends she wants to be shot of. She is determined to break out, but how can she get the cash? Annie dreams up an ingenious plan - having a baby. The plan has alarming consequences.
17 Cast Members
Jenny McCrindle
Annie Kirk
Kevin McNally
Slick
Peter Capaldi
Willie
Mandy Matthews
Sheena
Billy McElhaney
Hickey
Janette Foggo
Maureen
Ewan Stewart
DHSS Man
Virginia Stark
Annie's Mum
Craig Ferguson
Big Mick
Billy McColl
Kenny
Pamela Kelly
Yoga Instructor
Frank Gallagher
Barman
Marc Davies
Annie's Brother
Kate Donnelly
Juicy Fruit Girl
Louise Goodall
Condom Girl
Susan Nisbet
Go Go Dancer
Martin McCardie
Policeman in Pub
