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Status
Released
Release
1973
Runtime
0m
"Parents Are Not Permitted To See This Film Without Their Child's Consent!"
Two brothers pose as women to avoid marrying a mobster's ugly daughter.
34 Cast Members
Mickey Rooney
Rocky Mastrasso
Frank Fontaine
Don Palermo
Jerry Lester
Ricky Mastrasso
Billy Barty
The Hawk
Tony Adams
Vito
Socrates Ballis
Henchman
Courtney Brown
Ganster
Pauly Clash
Gypsy
Maxine Coates
Effie
Joe De Stefano
Don Palermo's Son
Michael DeBeausset
Capt. Gdinsky
Mike Falco
Henchman
Clair Fontaine
Guest
Templeton Fox
Chieta
Oak R. Gentry
Boat Owner
Muriel Jayne
Rosa Palermo
Mal Jones
Bumachek
William Kerwin
Speedboat Owner
Marcia Knight
Velma
Judy LaScala
Lu Lu
