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Status
Released
Release
2016
Runtime
1h 30m
"Life's a beach...and then you die!"
A slasher is killing surfers to make a surfboard out of human flesh.
38 Cast Members
James Balsamo
Axel
Phil Anselmo
Phil
Robert Kurtzman
The Mayor
Chris Mulkey
Micky Barrels
Robert Maillet
Barracuda Ben
Frank Mullen
Detective Holster
Jake Hunter
Dane
Robert Youngren
Detective Steve Franks
Robert Arensen
Detective Dean
James Cullen Bressack
Johnny Seafoam Waves Greengrass III aka Kyle
Chloe Berman
Lulu
Mary C. Russell
Paige
Bob Socci
Detective Jim Stark
Swan Olivera
Swan
Bryan Stumpf
Danny
Nadia White
Jenny
Nicolle Blair
Jenni
Natalie Henriquez
Special Agent
Brad Twigg
The Fark
Timothy Beal
Surf Reporter