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Mission AssPossible
Mission AssPossible
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  2. Mission AssPossible

Mission AssPossible

2011
2h 7m

Status

Released

Release

2011

Runtime

2h 7m

Storyline

Secret Service Agent Ethan Cunt is on a mission to take down the most prominent figure in the underground criminal network ass-soon-ass-possible! Pablo Morales, ‘the boss’ meets his match during the yearly poker game with 3 more heads of the network on a private cruise liner along the coast of the Columbian-Panama border. Packed with action, sex and suspense, this big budget blockbuster has 7 scenes of hardcore sex action.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
2h 7m
Sep 11, 2011
Digital Release
Sep 11, 2011
Languages
English
Director
Ettore Buchi
Production
Private
Private
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

15 Cast Members

Brooklyn Lee

Brooklyn Lee

Blanche Summer

Blanche Summer

Nataly Von

Nataly Von

Tarra White

Tarra White

Kortney Kane

Kortney Kane

Candy Lemont / International Bitch

Donna Bell

Donna Bell

Linda Blossom / Agent A.S.S. 069

Sophia Santi

Sophia Santi

Joy Forall / Special Agent A.S.S. 004

Melanie Memphis

Melanie Memphis

Ian Scott

Ian Scott

Pablo Morales / French Columbian

Mick Blue

Mick Blue

Kenny Loggers / USA

Antonio Ross

Antonio Ross

Amir Faroud / Lebanon

Toni Ribas

Toni Ribas

Ethan Cunt/Special Agent

Jon Jon

Jon Jon

John Don / Agent A.S.S. 006

Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete

Peter Hungly / Agent A.S.S. 035

James Brossman

James Brossman

Franco Maccarrone / Italy

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