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Status
Released
Release
1985
Runtime
1h 23m
"They Went There For A Bit Of...Sport?"
In this sophomoric comedy, a lusty adolescent British hockey team heads for Holland where they find something far more interesting than tulips and windmills: gorgeous, lusty women. They are so busy pursuing romance that they forget all about their upcoming match.
26 Cast Members
Bill Paterson
Mr Mole
Colin Firth
Neil Truelove
Timothy Spall
Lyndon Baines Jellicoe
John Wells
Headmaster
James Wilby
Dundine
Daniel Chatto
Fforde
Adrian Lukis
Murray
Colin McFarlane
Mkwela
Robert Addie
Cone
Chris Beaumont
Simon
Michael Parkhouse
Roote
Guy Manning
Thornton
Hywel Williams-Ellis
Lamb
Ian Michie
MacGregor
Gusta Gerritsen
Romelia
Sylvia Millecam
Greetje
Anne Wil Blankers
Mrs. van der Merwe
Erik Plooyer
Mr. van der Merwe
Stephanie Verwijmeren
Anna van der Merwe
Dick van den Toorn
Kees van der Merwe