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Never Say... Never!
Never Say... Never!
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  2. Never Say... Never!

Never Say... Never!

Original Title: Il ne faut jurer de rien !

2005
1h 41m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2005

Runtime

1h 41m

Where to Watch

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Storyline

Paris, 1830. Valentin loses himself in alcohol, gambling and women. He does not believe in life and especially not in love. His uncle Van Buck believes only in the virtues of money and trade. Everything separates them until the day when Van Buck, to improve his public image, wants to make Valentin marry the young and impoverished Baroness Cécile. Valentin, who has absolutely no desire to get married, bets that he can easily seduce her in 24 hours and thus prove that she, like all the others, is not worth loving... But Cécile, who believes in true love, will prove much more difficult to woo than envisaged and Valentin will have to use all possible stratagems to try and win his bet. The game of cat and mouse starts... But who is the cat?

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 41m
Sep 28, 2005
Languages
French
Director
Eric Civanyan
Eric Civanyan
Production
TPS Star
TPS Star
SND
SND
TF1 Films Production
TF1 Films Production
Production Countries
France

Top Cast

19 Cast Members

Jean Dujardin

Jean Dujardin

Valentin

Mélanie Doutey

Mélanie Doutey

Cecile

Gérard Jugnot

Gérard Jugnot

Van Buck

Marie-France Santon

Marie-France Santon

Baronne de Mantes

Patrick Haudecœur

Patrick Haudecœur

L'abbé

Lorella Cravotta

Lorella Cravotta

Henriette

Jacques Herlin

Jacques Herlin

Lafayette

Jean-Luc Porraz

Jean-Luc Porraz

Haussmann

Veroushka Knoge

Veroushka Knoge

Chica 2

Arno Chevrier

Arno Chevrier

El tuerto

Henri Garcin

Henri Garcin

El Cojo

Hubert Saint-Macary

Hubert Saint-Macary

Contramaestre

Julie Marboeuf

Julie Marboeuf

Obrera

Sylvie Audcoeur

Sylvie Audcoeur

Gabrielle

Sandrine Rigault

Mujer del lobo

Philippe Magnan

Philippe Magnan

Intendente

Michèle Garcia

Michèle Garcia

La patronne du sérail

Thierry Heckendorn

Thierry Heckendorn

L'autre homme réunion

Jean-François Fagour

Jean-François Fagour

Le mameluk

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