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"Betty Downer has a problem...make that two."
Comedy about a woman suffering from low self esteem who gets breast enhancement surgery, unaware that her surgeon worships H.P. Lovecraft's elder gods, and the surgery is part of a diabolical plot to rule the world.
49 Cast Members
Jessica Zwolak
Betty
Debbie Rochon
Dr Cate Thulu
Paul Mcginnis
Tim
Michael Thurber
Mr. Racquel
Lloyd Kaufman
Dr. Foin
Sam Qualiana
Dutch
Robert Bozek
Nurse Herbie East
Michael O'Hear
Detective Bartles
Alexander S. McBryde
Detective James
Brooke Lewis Bellas
Voice of the Boobs (voice)
Tim O'Hearn
Gearz
Julian Dickman
Tickbite
Brittani Hare
Sandra DeeDee
Drew Bialy
Duane
Matthew King
Mulruney
Sephera Giron
Madame Selena
Erika Frase
Cheryl
Roy Frumkes
Milk Victim
Kathy Murphy
Angry Woman
Steve Boliek, Jr.
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