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"Win or lose, it's just a game"
10-year old Meng loves one thing: Patintero. The only hitch is that she’s terrible at it and her reputation has earned her the title of the neighborhood “patalo” (loser). But in the continuing struggle against the high school team that has one-sidedly claimed the territory of the local sari-sari store, Meng forms an unlikely team of fellow losers to finally challenge these high schoolers in the biggest game of their lives.
35 Cast Members
Nafa Hilario Cruz
Meng Francisco (Mga Patalo)
Lenlen Frial
Nicay Chiu (Mga Patalo)
William Buenavente
Shifty Alvarez (Mga Patalo)
Claude Mikael Adrales
Z-Boy (Mga Patalo)
Vince Magbanua
Manuel Francisco
Suzette Ranillo
Lola Sang
Andri Marasigan
Elmer (Da Woolly Bullies)
BJ Go
Noynoy (Da Woolly Bullies)
John Vincent Servilla
Tonton (Da Woolly Bullies)
Federico Leop
Onyok (Da Woolly Bullies)
Lumi Paladin
Len-Len (The Astigirls)
Daryl Tolentino
Sharon (The Astigirls)
Roanne Arellano
Minda (The Astigirls)
Sofia David
Sasha (The Astigirls)
Solomon de Guzman
Bimbo (Team Brusko)
Paul Garcia
Chowie (Team Brusko)
Aaron Sabio
Jasper (Team Brusko)
Jon Paul Garcia
Don-Don (Team Brusko)
Oren Soleta
Pedro (Viva Romansa)
Steven Ocampo
Lando (Viva Romansa)
