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Status
Released
Release
1984
Runtime
1h 12m
"For a Mermaid to Stay Wet on Dry Land, She Has to LEARN THE LANGUAGE"
A young mermaid surfaces at a California nudist camp to set her sights on having sex with a human male.
18 Cast Members
Traci Lords
The Mermaid
Ginger Lynn
Linda
John Leslie
Jack
Amber Lynn
Dr. Helen Spangler
Tom Byron
Tommy
Jamie Gillis
Marty
Rikki Blake
Activity Director
Susan Hart
Chrissie
Bunny Bleu
Therese
Colleen Brennan
Sylvia
Marc Wallice
Groundskeeper
Crystal Breeze
Sunbather
Peter North
John
Angel West
Nudist (uncredited)
Debi Diamond
Resort Guest (uncredited)
Laurie Smith
Nudist (uncredited)
Raven
Nudist (uncredited)
Lisa De Leeuw
The Mermaid (recut version)