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Cinematic Titanic: Blood of the Vampires
Cinematic Titanic: Blood of the Vampires
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  2. Cinematic Titanic: Blood of the Vampires

Cinematic Titanic: Blood of the Vampires

2009
1h 26m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2009

Runtime

1h 26m

Storyline

The Escodero family is cursed!The mother, whom the Escodero children assumed to be dead, is actually an undead vampire who lurks in a secret basement/dungeon hidden from the rest of the house. When the kids discover this dark truth, all hell breaks loose...literally! The mother bites the son, who grows fangs and becomes consumed with blood lust. Meanwhile, all this vampire activity wreaks havoc on the daughter's romance with her handsome, dashing fiance. It all leads to a foray into the occult that ultimately proves true love can live on forever, but not before a mob of angry villagers and avenging priests take on the Devil himself in a climactic battle between good and evil. Set in nineteenth century Mexico and performed by a Filipino cast, "Blood of the Vampires" has something for everyone: blood-soaked action for the guys, tender romance for the ladies, and unleashed demonic rage for the frightened child within us all.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 26m
Mar 19, 2009
Languages
English
Director
Stoney Sharp
Tim Ford
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Top Cast

6 Cast Members

Trace Beaulieu

Trace Beaulieu

Self

Frank Conniff

Frank Conniff

Self

Joel Hodgson

Joel Hodgson

Self

Mary Jo Pehl

Mary Jo Pehl

Self

J. Elvis Weinstein

J. Elvis Weinstein

Self

Dave Allen

Dave Allen

Todd

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