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"A High School Satire Screwball Comedy"
A homespun high school fairy tale comedy, What I Love About Concrete is a tour through the unbearable awkwardness, nascent cynicism, and disarming wonder that comprise the 11th grade experience, in a world where synchronized swimming breaks out in rundown motel pools, and dead swans are concealed in Mary Poppins-like bottomless book bags.
32 Cast Members
Morgan Rose Stewart
Molly Whuppie
Judy Kitts
Ms. Mopsus
Ryan Masson
Clover Fox
Michael Story Neimeyer
Newton Fig
Claire Faulhaber
Georgie
Markus Seaberry
Coach Kumquat
Dana Terle
Mom
Bill Baker
Dr. Cobbe
Andy Harper
Cygnus the Swan
Newman Wheat
Jeffrey Huntsberry
John Beifuss
Dad
Sara Chiego
Mrs. Reed
Kimberly Taylor Baker
Ms. Snorkelwort
Leslie Jacobs
Laura Owl
Carole F. Rowland
Scarlett Zephyr
Lisa McLeroy
Phoebe McCaw
Sunny Franklin
Black Swanson Student
Alan Stewart
Mr. Uffman
David Dohan
Molly's Brother
Sara Stephens
Black Swanson Student
