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Polonaise
Polonaise
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Polonaise

2002
1h 22m
Drama
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2002

Runtime

1h 22m

Storyline

In the TV film Polonaise, traffic jams have grown into a phenomenon in which traffic jam call girls, hairdressers and photographers enliven the endless delays. The film follows a number of people in a jam on the A5. The central character is a Pole in an expensive Saab Convertible, who is wanted by the police. A red Panda carries the heavily pregnant Hilde and her cynical sister. Hilde is worried because she has not seen her friend anymore after a quarrel. In an old Saab, a young couple is bickering. She is a `yuppie cunt' who stakes her marriage for a parking licence and is tired of her husband smoking dope. Charlie the music promoter is driving his son's car. He likes traffic jams, because they allow him to settle his deals undisturbed and meet his secret love, the traffic jam call girl Nena. While the characters are confronted with each other and themselves more and more, tension rises to a peak. A radio pirate connects the story lines with his chatter.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 22m
Mar 11, 2002
Languages
Dutch
Director
Nicole van Kilsdonk
Production
SNG Film (Studio Nieuwe Gronden)
SNG Film (Studio Nieuwe Gronden)
Production Countries
Netherlands

Top Cast

10 Cast Members

Nadja Hüpscher

Nadja Hüpscher

Robin

Hajo Bruins

Hajo Bruins

Charlie

Tamar van den Dop

Tamar van den Dop

Hilde

Marnie Blok

Marnie Blok

Eef

Terence Schreurs

Terence Schreurs

Nena

Ariane Schluter

Ariane Schluter

Vera

Horace Cohen

Horace Cohen

Coffee seller

Egbert Jan Weeber

Egbert Jan Weeber

Barry

Mimoun Oaïssa

Mimoun Oaïssa

Najib

Eric van Sauers

Eric van Sauers

Pirate station (voice)

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