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Status
Released
Release
2003
Runtime
1h 29m
A socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.
20 Cast Members
Erin Brown
Patricia Porker (Spiderbabe)
Julian Wells
Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)
Darian Caine
Lisa Knoxx
Adam Cox
Mark Jeremy ("M.J.") Wetson
Christine Domaniecki
Aunt Maybe
Peter Quarry
Uncle Flem
Michael R. Thomas
Dr. Dowell
Shelby Taylor
Queen Bee
John Link
Manholio Bar Manager
Justin Wingenfeld
School Bully
John Paul Fedele
Ring Master
Terry West
Clown #1
T.J. Glenn
Clown #2 / Other Roles
Suzi Lorraine
Sally
Emily Booth
Fly Girl
Ruby LaRocca
Subway Girl
C.J. DiMarsico
Fantasy Girl
Juliette Charles
JJJ
Bethany Lott
Journalist Intern
Zachary Snygg
Cop #1 / Diner Mala (as John Bacchus)