In 1972, the Arizona State Park bought the London Bridge. Tom Jones (as himself) is magically transported to the bridge's new location where he, befuddled, sings with other celebrities, has adventures and gets kidnapped by “the villain”.

Tom Jones
Himself

Jennifer O'Neill
Herself

Kirk Douglas
The Indian Fighter

Rudolf Nureyev
Ballet Dancer

Jonathan Winters
English Tour Guide / Tourist #1 / Little Boy Tourist / Texas Tourist

Chief Dan George
The Big Chief

Hermione Gingold
The Lady Bus Conductor

Lorne Greene
Fiddler on the Roof

Charlton Heston
Tennis Player
George Kirby
Kirk Douglas Impressionist

Tom Jones
Himself

Jennifer O'Neill
Herself

Kirk Douglas
The Indian Fighter

Rudolf Nureyev
Ballet Dancer

Jonathan Winters
English Tour Guide / Tourist #1 / Little Boy Tourist / Texas Tourist

Chief Dan George
The Big Chief

Hermione Gingold
The Lady Bus Conductor

Lorne Greene
Fiddler on the Roof

Charlton Heston
Tennis Player
George Kirby
Kirk Douglas Impressionist