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Status
Released
Release
2014
Runtime
1h 29m
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A mockumentary about five arrogant overpaid homophobic racist ex-Manchester United players who had the chance to become heroes in 2010 - and failed spectacularly.
15 Cast Members
Jack Donnelly
Olly Hunter
Ryan Pope
Danny Keegan
Matthew Avery
Kwasi 'Modo' Amoako
Amy Beth Hayes
Beth Amoako
Jonathan Broke
Kurt 'Kurtzie' Kurtz
James Rastall
Stevo Fallis
Freya Parker
Shiv Fallis
Anouska Mond
Bella Davis
Arina Ii
Arina Hunter
Grace Bishop
Gertie Kurtz
Sushil Chudasama
Niki
Robert Portal
Rt Hon David Anthony
Dana Haqjoo
Farhad 'Frank' Farougi
Joe Mellinger
Football Commentator #1
James Hamer-Morton
Football Commentator #2
