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  1. Movies
  2. Jesus hates you now

Jesus hates you now

2013
1h 17m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2013

Runtime

1h 17m

Storyline

Every religious cult has a method for dealing with escapees. Fear, threats, physical cruelty, all manner of insanely abusive mayhem. Only this time, it isn't the cult. It's a pilot for a reality TV show, rudely cobbled together by a rogue ex-psychologist and ex-academic named Dr. Gavin H. Grant, who utilizes his previous experience as a terrifying birthday party puppeteer to scare the religion right out of you.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 17m
Jun 14, 2013
Director
Tristan Newcomb
Production
Lumalin Productions
Lumalin Productions
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

3 Cast Members

Benjamin Bruce Bales

Kevin

Gregory Du

Islamic guardian

Tristan Newcomb

Dr.Gavin H Grant

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