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Write it. Live it. But try not to be it.
A seedy writer of sleazy pulp novels is recruited by a quirky, reclusive ex-actor to help him write his biography at his house in Malta.
26 Cast Members
Michael Caine
Mickey King
Mickey Rooney
Preston Gilbert
Lionel Stander
Ben Dinuccio
Lizabeth Scott
Princess Betty Cippola
Nadia Cassini
Liz Adams
Dennis Price
The Englishman
Al Lettieri
Miller
Leopoldo Trieste
Marcovic
Amerigo Tot
Partisan
Robert Sacchi
The Bogeyman
Giulio Donnini
Typing Pool Manager
Luciano Pigozzi
Clairvoyant
Maria Cumani Quasimodo
Office Manageress
Liù Bosisio
Typist #1
Cristina Gaïoni
Typist #2
Janet Ågren
Publisher's Receptionist
Irene Sophie Opperman
Coach Trip Hostess
Iver Gilborn
Coach Tourist
Elaine Olcott
Coach Tourist
Ave Ninchi
Fat Chambermaid
