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"The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!"
This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!
71 Cast Members
Paget Brewster
Julianne
Neil Barton
Sam Saperstein
Ashley Head
Anomalie
Eric Hoffman
Harvey Hirschberg
Brian Krow
Memento Guy
Darren Keefe Reiher
Johnny Vince
Averill Kessee
Surprise Chocolate Lover
Jeanelle Smith
Heather Picture
Saba Homayoon
Heather (voice)
Jason Mewes
Answering Machine (voice)
Gregory Gifford Giles
Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband
Nicolas Read
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1
Darren Richardson
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2
Paul Goebel
Crime Boss
Allan Wayne Anderson
Creepy Cowboy
Beverly Lynne
Hot Blonde Lesbian #1
Rebecca Riken
Hot Brunette Lesbian
Oliver Vogt
Filthy Mysterious Bum
Manolo Travieso
El Mariachi Guy
Philip Zlotorynski
White Guy
