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Happy Birthday Harris Malden
Happy Birthday Harris Malden
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Happy Birthday Harris Malden

2008
1h 20m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2008

Runtime

1h 20m

Storyline

"Harris Malden has a secret. He fakes his facial hair."

Harris Malden wears his insecurity on his face in a curious disguise for everyone to see. No one in the neighborhood, not even his best friend Paul or his brother Melvin, has the heart to tell him how ridiculous he looks with the thick black line above his lip. Harris Malden fakes his facial hair, and as far as he's concerned, nobody can tell.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 20m
Jan 1, 2008
Languages
English
Director
Juan Cardarelli
Benjamin Davidow
Nick Gregorio
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

6 Cast Members

Nick Gregorio

Harris Malden

Eric M. Levy

Paul Levine

Juan Cardarelli

Melvin Malden

Brigitte Hagerman

Brigitte Hagerman

Susan

Susan Slatin

Susan Slatin

Grams Levine

Benjamin Davidow

Dusty the PA

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