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Vampire Assassin
Vampire Assassin
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  2. Vampire Assassin

Vampire Assassin

2005
1h 30m
Horror
Action

Status

Released

Release

2005

Runtime

1h 30m

Where to Watch

Available options inUS

Provider type

Rent

1
Amazon Video

Buy

1
Amazon Video
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Storyline

"The bounty is blood."

Martial artist Ron Hall stars in this dark vampire thriller reminiscent of BLADE. Ambitious cop Derek (Hall) is dogged by a phobia that is unfortunate in his line of work. Having witnessed his father's murder as a young child, he is deathly afraid of blood, but when he takes the law into his own hands to catch underworld counterfeiter Gustoff Slovak, he is forced to face his fear. The operation blows up in his face, resulting in a massacre that leaves Derek the only one of his team to survive. Derek reaches the shocking conclusion that Slovak is actually a vampire, and joins forces with the last in a long line of vampire hunters, Master Kao, who agrees to train Derek in his ancient art. However, in order to combat Slovak--whose past intersects with Derek's own in disturbing ways--Derek must become that which he hates the most: a vampire.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 30m
Aug 9, 2005
Director
Ron Hall
Production
Lionsgate
Lionsgate
Cine Excel Entertainment
Cine Excel Entertainment

Top Cast

55 Cast Members

Ron Hall

Derek Washington

Mel Novak

Mel Novak

Gustoff Slovak

Gerald Okamura

Gerald Okamura

Master Kao

Rudy Ray Moore

Rudy Ray Moore

Merry Birchfield

Samantha Morris (as Merry Everest)

Anthony Chow

Chadwick Pelletier

Elle Beyer

Elle Beyer

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