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Vampie
Vampie
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Vampie

2014
1h 23m
Horror
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2014

Runtime

1h 23m

Storyline

"Eat."

In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 23m
Feb 14, 2014
Languages
English
Director
Melissa Tracy
Production
wizard entertainment
wizard entertainment
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

6 Cast Members

Ming Ballard

Azure St. Clair

Tom Patrick

Father Jack

Maya Merker

Grace

Raymond Trickitt

Raymond Trickitt

Mammon

Eric Strong

Eric Strong

Tippy

Mickey Faerch

Mickey Faerch

Wanda

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