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Status
Released
Release
1980
Runtime
1h 44m
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"It's witty! It's zany! It's just plain funny!"
In a spoof on the contemporary sacred cons, two yuppy couples get entangled with warring smugglers of dope that include fake priests and nuns as well as Japanese and Chinese agents.
35 Cast Members
Christopher de Leon
Johnny
Charo Santos
Melanie (as Charo Santos)
Jay Ilagan
Nonong
Sandy Andolong
Nancy
Boboy Garrovillo
Omota
Johnny Delgado
Pinoy Master
Armida Siguion-Reyna
Madame Lily
Leo Martinez
Fr. Blanco
Moody Diaz
Aling Melody / Virgie
Joe Jardi
Wagner (as Joe Jardi)
Danny Javier
Santacruzan
George Javier
Japanese Master
Nanette Inventor
Mother Superior
Bert Miranda
Chinese Bodyguard 1
Tommy Yap
Chinese Bodyguard 2
Ella Reyes
Ella
Marietta Sta. Juana
Rose
Roger Vivero
Sarhento 1
Manny Tibayan
Sarhento 2
Lily Miraflor
Customs Examiner
