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"Size Matters!"
A comedy about a nine-year-old pimp, Lil' Pimp, who hustles his ho's around the neighborhood. Along with his Mom, Pop, pimpin' pals Fruitjuice and Nagchampa, as well as superfine ho's, Yam Basket and Honeysak, and his loveable pet gerbil Weathers, who has Tourette's syndrome, Lil' Pimp generates laughs, magic and brutal honesty.
28 Cast Members
Mark Brooks
Lil Pimp (voice)
Bernie Mac
Fruit Juice (voice)
William Shatner
Tony Gold (voice)
Ludacris
Weathers (voice)
Lil' Kim
Sweet Chiffon (voice)
Jennifer Tilly
Miss De La Croix (voice)
Carmen Electra
Honeysack (voice)
Big Boy
Nag Champa (voice)
Danny Bonaduce
Ugly Midget (voice)
John C. McGinley
Man Cub Master (voice)
Mystikal
Geoffrey (voice)
Jill Talley
Mom / Old Lady / Mary (voice)
Peter Gilstrap
Skinny Peeps / Kevin / Bonny (voice)
Kevin Michael Richardson
Smokey / Hans Dribbler / Peabo / Vanderbilt (voice)
Rudy Ray Moore
Mr Slippers (voice)
David Spade
Principal Nixon (voice)
Jennifer Christner
Neckbrace Girl (voice)
Tom Kenny
Hans Dribbler Announcer / Billy / Clancey / Adam 12 Cop (voice)
Jess Harnell
Tony Gold Ad Announcer (voice)
Jack Shih
Cabbie (voice)
