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Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.
58 Cast Members
Sidney James
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond
Kenneth Williams
Rhandi Lal, the Khasi of Kalabar
Charles Hawtrey
Private Jimmy Widdle
Roy Castle
Captain Keene
Joan Sims
Lady Joanie Ruff-Diamond
Bernard Bresslaw
Bungdit Din
Peter Butterworth
Brother Belcher
Terry Scott
Sergeant Major Macnutt
Angela Douglas
Princess Jelhi
Cardew Robinson
Frowsi, the Fakir
Julian Holloway
Major Shorthouse
Peter Gilmore
Private Ginger Hale
Leon Thau
Stinghi
Wanda Ventham
Khasi's First Wife
Alexandra Dane
Busti
Michael Mellinger
Chindi
Dominique Don
Sergeant Major MacNutt's Lure
Derek Sydney
Major Domo
Steven Scott
Burpa Guard
David Spenser
Bungdit Din's Servant
