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Four erotic short films, all with similar unexpected endings: 'The Dutch Master': a woman who enters a living painting; 'The Insatiable Mrs. Kirsch': a woman is lured by noises from a chamber; 'Vroom Vroom Vroooom': a motorcycle transforms into a woman; and 'Wet': a hot tub salesman seduced by a woman.
35 Cast Members
Mira Sorvino
Teresa (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Aida Turturro
Kim (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Sharon Angela
Dorothy (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Rick Pasqualone
Joey (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Charles E. Gerber
Dr. Rosenman (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Richard DeDomenico
Priest (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Vincent Pastore
Teresa's Father (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Lina Koutrakas
Teresa's Mother (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Sasha Veldman
Dutch Woman (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Emmanuel Xuereb
Dutch Lover (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Rudolf Martin
Dutch Man with Pipe (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Ruth Maleczech
Dutch Housekeeper (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Gabriel Barre
Museum Guide (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Hollis Granville
Security Guard (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Tracey James
Male Stripper (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Lost Forever
Female Stripper (segment 'The Dutch Master')
Hetty Baynes
Mrs. Kirsch (segment 'The Insatiable Mrs. Kirsch')
Simon Shepherd
Narrator (segment 'The Insatiable Mrs. Kirsch')
Richard Barboza
Leroy (segment 'Vrooom Vroom Vrooom')
Dewar Zazee
Leroy's Father (segment 'Vrooom Vroom Vrooom')
