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  1. Movies
  2. If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have to Invent Them

If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have to Invent Them

1974
55m
Drama

Status

Released

Release

1974

Runtime

55m

Storyline

Set in a cemetery, the film tells the story of a young man whom a blind man wrongly imagines to be black, and explores the nature of human prejudice.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
55m
Mar 3, 1974
Director
Bill Hays
Production
LWT
LWT
Production Countries
United Kingdom

Top Cast

16 Cast Members

Leonard Rossiter

Leonard Rossiter

The Blind Man

Richard Beckinsale

Richard Beckinsale

The Young Man

Bob Hoskins

Bob Hoskins

The Sexton

Geoffrey Bayldon

Geoffrey Bayldon

Ken Wynne

John Nightingale

John Nightingale

Donald Gee

Donald Gee

Michael Bryant

Michael Bryant

Vicki Michelle

Vicki Michelle

James Grout

James Grout

Pam Scotcher

Pat Peters

Susan Morall

Mary Henry

John Welsh

John Welsh

Lewis Fiander

Lewis Fiander

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