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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
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  2. Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!

Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!

2003
1h 33m
Comedy
Horror

Status

Released

Release

2003

Runtime

1h 33m

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Storyline

"Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!"

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 33m
Sep 2, 2003
Languages
English
Director
Josh Miller
Josh Miller
Production
Amazing Schlock Film Factory
Amazing Schlock Film Factory
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

20 Cast Members

Patrick Casey

Patrick Casey

Herman Schumacher

Andy 'Hippa' Kriss

Damon

Maria A. Morales

Carrie Mirvis

N. David Prestwood

Blaine

Jack Shreck

Hugo

Sean Hall

Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse

Josh Miller

Josh Miller

Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel

Dan Buechler

Zach

Drew Ailes

Herman's Boss

Erik Olson

Weird Digger

Matt Sell

Bart

Nathan Morales

Landscaping Dude

Colin Hall

Mark

Brian J. Casey

Gary the Goon

Crystal Sholts

Susan

Phil Gleason

Jogger

Mark Cartier

Bernard

Jeremy Coy

Buff Dude

Nick Stukas

Thaddeus

Benjamin Kaplan

Herman's Dad (voice)

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