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Status
Released
Release
1999
Runtime
1h 27m
"He saw. He combed. He conquered."
Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
56 Cast Members
Craig Ferguson
Crawford Mackenzie
Frances Fisher
Candy
Mary McCormack
Monique
Donal Logue
Eamonn
Larry Miller
Dunston Cactus
Charles Napier
Sen. Warren Crockett
Michael Paul Chan
Clarence
Sara Gilbert
Gretle Dickens
Ted McGinley
Johnny Darjerling
Nina Siemaszko
Betty Fuego
David Rasche
Stig
Chris Langham
BBC Interviewer
David Hasselhoff
Drew Carey
Cathy Lee Crosby
Caitlyn Jenner
Bruce Jenner
Melissa Rivers
Dianne Abbott
Cynthia Basinet
Hotel Clerk
Emily Procter
Young Valhenna Woman
Jay Thomas
Tony Bolero (uncredited)