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Takeshis'
Takeshis'
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Takeshis'

2005
1h 48m
Comedy
Drama
Fantasy

Status

Released

Release

2005

Runtime

1h 48m

Where to Watch

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Storyline

"500% Kitano - nothing to add!"

Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 48m
Sep 2, 2005
Languages
Japanese
Director
Takeshi Kitano
Takeshi Kitano
Production
dentsu Music and Entertainment
dentsu Music and Entertainment
TV Asahi
TV Asahi
Office Kitano
Office Kitano
Bandai Visual
Bandai Visual
Tokyo FM
Tokyo FM
Production Countries
Japan

Top Cast

30 Cast Members

Takeshi Kitano

Takeshi Kitano

Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyono

Kotomi Kyono

Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto

Kayoko Kishimoto

Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi

Ren Osugi

Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima

Susumu Terajima

Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe

Tetsu Watanabe

TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa

Self

Naomasa Musaka

Naomasa Musaka

Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda

Koichi Ueda

Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda

Kanji Tsuda

Film Director

Makoto Ashikawa

Makoto Ashikawa

Assistant at Audition

Tamotsu Ishibashi

Tamotsu Ishibashi

Toshi

Toshi

Tadanobu Asano

Tadanobu Asano

Beat Kiyoshi

Beat Kiyoshi

Takashi Nishina

Takashi Nishina

Taichi Saotome

Taichi Saotome

Young Man

Takagi Junya

Takagi Junya

Self

Yoshiyuki Morishita

Yoshiyuki Morishita

Light Man in Film Crew / Audition Juror / Client at Bank

Jonathan Legg

American Soldier

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