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"Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?"
Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.
30 Cast Members
Doon Mackichan
Dwyfuc
Fiona Allen
Smirgut the Fierce
Sally Phillips
Worthaboutapig
David Hayman
General Rhinus
Ronan Vibert
Caesar
Pam Ferris
Mrs Goatsplitter
Rory MacGregor
Dubonet Warrior
Philippe De Grossouvre
Jean Marcosivellauniviromandiboule
Marcia Warren
Queen Tuathfhlaifthfth
Adam Fogerty
Wolfsclaw
Nicholas Le Prevost
Crassus
Dermot Keaney
French Speaker
Mark Benton
Hermes, Stage Manager
Tristan Gemmill
Firmus
Nicola Stephenson
Dubonni Woman
Sandra Reinton
Andrasta
William Chubb
Chamberlain
Brendan O'Hea
Welsh Suitor
Dorian MacDonald
Geordie Suitor
Bruno Lastra
Messenger
