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"Mark Kendall just found out his one-night stand has been around for centuries."
Mark wants to lose his virginity, but his girlfriend wants to wait. Unfortunately for both of them, a 400-year-old vampire Countess needs to turn a virgin into a vampire before Halloween in order to preserve her own youthful appearance, and when she finds Mark, she turns his life upside-down.
22 Cast Members
Jim Carrey
Mark Kendall
Lauren Hutton
Countess
Karen Kopins
Robin Pierce
Cleavon Little
Sebastian
Thomas Ballatore
Jamie
Stuart Charno
Cabin Boy Vampire
Skip Lackey
Russ
Jeb Stuart Adams
World War I Ace Vampire
Joseph Brutsman
Confederate Vampire
Dominick Brascia
Young Man Buying Ice Cream
Robin Klein
Flowerchild Vampire
Peggy Pope
Mrs. Kendall
Richard Schaal
Mr. Kendall
Peter Elbling
Bookseller
Carey More
Moll Flanders Vampire
Anna Mathias
Daphne
Kate Zentall
Tanya
Laura Urstein
Darlene
Megan Mullally
Suzette
Garry Goodrow
Wino
