Status
Released
Release
2026
Runtime
7m
"Diamonds are forever. Theft is 35 years to life."
Two rookie crooks sabotage their own diamond deal with their idiotic conspiracy theories surrounding the sellers icepack.
4 Cast Members
Justin Starin
the Marmot
August Whiteley
Bill
Lander Schwab
Dill
Angus Starin
Homeowner