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I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore
I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore
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  2. I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore

I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore

Original Title: もう誘拐なんてしない

2012
1h 59m
Drama

Status

Released

Release

2012

Runtime

1h 59m

Storyline

Ohno plays the role of Tarui Shotaro, an ordinary guy who dreamed of becoming a hero when he was a child, but now gets by as a part-time worker. The unexpected story unfolds when one day, the daughter of a yakuza boss asks him to plan a make-believe kidnapping. Sato Ryuta plays Shotaro's co-worker who helps him with the kidnapping. Kanjiya Shihori plays Satsuki, the eldest daughter of the Hanazono yakuza clan, while Narimiya Hiroki plays Satsuki's college senpai who joined the Hanazono clan after graduation. Takahashi Katsumi plays the head of a rival organization who has fallen in love with Satsuki. Kitaoji Kinya plays Satsuki's father and the head of the Hanazono clan.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 59m
Jan 3, 2012
Languages
Japanese
Director
Yuichi Satoh
Yuichi Satoh
Production
Fuji Television Network
Fuji Television Network
Production Countries
Japan

Top Cast

21 Cast Members

Satoshi Ohno

Satoshi Ohno

Tarui Shotaro

Yui Aragaki

Yui Aragaki

Hanazono Erika

Ryuta Sato

Ryuta Sato

Komoto Kazuki

Shihori Kanjiya

Shihori Kanjiya

Hanazono Satsuki

Hiroki Narimiya

Hiroki Narimiya

Yamabe Seiji

Masahiro Takashima

Masahiro Takashima

Kuroki Takashi

Shôta Yasuda

Shôta Yasuda

Shiraishi Kota

Maki Shinta

Maki Shinta

young Hanazono Erika

Ryo Kimura

Ryo Kimura

Hirato Shuhei

Tokio Emoto

Tokio Emoto

Kanda Toshiaki

Sayaka Yamaguchi

Sayaka Yamaguchi

Tatsukawa Junko

Akiyoshi Nakao

Akiyoshi Nakao

Kato Yuki

Kokoro Kuge

Kokoro Kuge

Arai Shiori

Katsumi Takahashi

Katsumi Takahashi

Yasukawa Tadao

Jun Kaname

Jun Kaname

Takazawa Yuya

Kinya Kitaoji

Kinya Kitaoji

Hanazono Shugoro

Sho Sakurai

Sho Sakurai

Kageyama

Jun Matsumoto

Jun Matsumoto

Tokita Shuntaro

Naoto Takenaka

Naoto Takenaka

Sliderman

Megumi Yokoyama

Megumi Yokoyama

Arai Mayuko

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