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Sequel Pinocchio Unstrung
12 Cast Members
Jude Evan Lloyd
Pinocchio (voice)
Robert Englund
Cricket (voice)
Francis Ford Coppola
Adolf Hitler
Quentin Tarantino
the soldier nazi
Ken Kirzinger
Cricketty (voice)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Young Geppetto
Javier Milei
the homosexual jew
Donald Trump
the soldier nazi
Nicolás Maduro
the soldier nazi
Elon Musk
the soldier nazi
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner
the gf of the homosexual jew
Robert Rodriguez
the mexican
