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Almost Alpine
Almost Alpine
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Almost Alpine

Unknown date
44m

Status

Released

Release

TBA

Runtime

44m

Storyline

"The greatest climbing film ever made"

Almost Alpine is the story of three climbers in pursuit of the world's greatest rock climb. Beginning in 2008, the story follows them for a year full of adventure and misadventure. The biggest challenge they would face, however, was themselves. Witness firsthand the ridiculous situations and bizarre antics that define what it means to be a climber. Learn how to train for climbing, how to cut a rope, and how to understand other rock climbers. Set in the beautiful Appalachian mountains, Almost Alpine features local climbers, local music, and lots of local adventures. Climbing isn't safe anymore.

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
44m
Release Date
Unknown date
Director
Jeremy Tooley
Chad Heddleston
Jesse Von Fange

Top Cast

3 Cast Members

Jeremy Tooley

Self

Jesse Von Fange

Alpine Jesse

Chad Heddleston

Self

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