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"The Danish Connection -- The Hottest Connection of Them All!"
Everyone wants the formula for male virility that Danish scientists have developed. Wealthy but impotent Herbert Steele, who desires his secretary, Kitty, is willing to pay $1,000,000 or more for the formula. He's hired private eye, Johnny Wadd, but Wadd has disappeared after a trip to Hawaii. So Steele hires Eric Jensen, a photographer and Don Juan who claims he can get the drug. Meanwhile, Dr. Livingston Presume is also searching for the formula and thinks Wadd has it or knows where it is. Presume kidnaps Wadd and subjects him to a unique torture in order to get into his memory and find out where the formula is hidden. Kitty has another idea.
17 Cast Members
Celenthia Monett
Mata Horny
Cleo O'Hara
Lollipops
Cyndee Summers
First Dream Girl/Jensen's Accomplice
Helen O'Connell
Kitty Polenti
Margot Devletian
Margot
Rene Bond
Bubble Bath Girl
Sandy Carey
First Blonde
Sandy Dempsey
The Model
Sandra Henderson
Lady in Black (uncredited)
Alain Patrick
Thug with Eye Patch
Alex Elliot
Thug with Mustache
Bob Chinn
Hercules Fong / Fighter in White
John Holmes
Johnny Wadd
Rick Cassidy
Eric Jensen
Walt Davis
Dr. Livingston Presume
William Kirschner
Herbert Steele
Meri McDonald
Marsha
