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Status
Released
Release
2006
Runtime
1h 41m
"A Tour that will leave you Black and Blue"
After blowing a big time heist, thug-for-hire Law, must resume his day job as a shady San Francisco tour guide. Before he knows it, Law and his unsuspecting group of tourists are in a race against time to recover a tape that will recue the politically unstable country of Uruvia. Filled with quirky characters, mad cap comedy and hard-hitting martial arts comes the most fun movie since Rumble in the Bronx!
28 Cast Members
Eric Jacobus
Lawrence Young/White Nightmare/Tuoc's Assistant 1/Voice of Mike/Bat Thug (blue)/Warehouse Thug
Ed Kahana
Alfonso de la Rosario/Tuoc's Assistant 2/Bat Thug (gray)/Warehouse Thug
Andy Leung
Lei Tak/Bat Thug (black)/Warehouse Thug
Tyler Wang
Renee Wilder
Dennis Ruel
Ticker (Esteban)/Warehouse Thug
Ray Carbonel
Ticker's Assistant/Bat Thug (long hair)/Warehouse Thug
Stephen Reedy
Tuoc/Bat Thug (yellow)
Todd Roy
Ferdinand de la Rosario
Donovan McKendrick
Chris/Driver
Jesse Traugott
Queen de la Rosario
Vlad Rimburg
Marty
Troy Carbonel
Head Thug/Voice of Tour Van
Jonathan Hess
Tony
Steven Yu
Jimmy/Bunny
Chelsea Steffensen
Askaran White
Nathaniel Pierson
Poindexter Molyneux
Gavin Merrick
Sgt. Reginald III/Angry Uruvian Man
Nick Mastroianni
Bum
Keith Carter
Stitch
Tracy Butcher
Alex
