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  1. Movies
  2. Not Quite Dead...Yet

Not Quite Dead...Yet

2005
20m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2005

Runtime

20m

Storyline

"The most blood, per minute, per person, per scene, per limb, in American cinema history...ever"

Jefferson Danielson is about to have the greatest day of his life. His parents are going out of town, his best friend is coming over and he's got a crush on the cutest girl in town. Only one thing could wreck this day... a killer.

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
20m
Jan 1, 2005
Languages
English
Director
Jack Packard
Jack Packard
Jake Szymanski
Jake Szymanski

Top Cast

1 Cast Members

Jack Packard

Jack Packard

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