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Sammie Quits Football

202512m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2025

Runtime

12m

Storyline

After one heartbreak too many, lifelong football fanatic Sammie Taylor decides he’s done with his team for good. With the help of his loyal friend Colt, Sammie embarks on a chaotic journey of emotional recovery and self-discovery, proving that breaking up with your team might be harder than breaking up with a person.

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
12m
Sep 25, 2025
Digital Release
Sep 9, 2025
Languages
English
Director
Nimblefox

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