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"Wetting the baby's head will never be the same again..."
On the day his first child is born, Dan decides to have a swift pint with his best friend before he goes to the hospital. Halfway down the pint, all hell breaks loose. Wetting the baby's head will never be the same again.
22 Cast Members
Dean Smith
Dan
Laura Rollins
Pamela
Gary Damer
The Jockey
Susan Jayne-Robinson
Liz
Alicia Ambrose-Bayly
Sas
Kru Lundy
Sam
David Mason
Joe The Barman
Tom Gibbons
Ant
Tony Coughlan
Dancer
Michael Normanton
Angry Landlord
Ashe Russell
Midwife
Michael Driscoll
Bookie at Races
Hannah Margaret
Suzy
Mara Croitoru
Congo Leader
Ryan Done
Gino
Robert Winterburn
Builder 2
Michael Saynor
Jack The Heavy
Andrew Collinson
Builder 1
Nik Hewitt
Nik 'Sherlock' Holmes
Simon Lacy
Children's Entertainer
