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How Thick Is Your Carpet?
How Thick Is Your Carpet?
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  2. How Thick Is Your Carpet?

How Thick Is Your Carpet?

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Drama
Romance
Thriller

Status

Released

Release

TBA

Runtime

0m

Storyline

"Two repressed weirdo's find evidence of love...and blood...lots of blood"

Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
0m
Release Date
Unknown date
Languages
English
Production Countries
United Kingdom

Top Cast

3 Cast Members

Sam Churchward

Sam Churchward

Tim

Maria Shabanova

Ann

Nelly Hollis

The Neighbour (voice)

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