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Mars Needs Men
Mars Needs Men
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Mars Needs Men

2005
1h 38m

Status

Released

Release

2005

Runtime

1h 38m

Storyline

The movie kicks off with an old 1950's radio recording ushering in terror from a supposed Mars attack. Unfortunately, these studs found out too late that it was in actuality a hoax, and were under the impression that Mars Needed Men. Unfortunately for the likes of Ty Hudson, he was had by a couple of college kids with good costumes, and ended up practicing a fucking session with them, all for naught - or was it?

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 38m
Nov 10, 2005
Languages
English
Director
Jett Blakk
Production
All Worlds Video
All Worlds Video
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

10 Cast Members

Brett Matthews

Brett Matthews

Jason Crew

Jason Crew

Jason Hawke

Jason Hawke

Jason Ridge

Jason Ridge

Nick Capra

Nick Capra

Troy Punk

Troy Punk

Ty Hudson

Ty Hudson

Luciano Haas

Luciano Haas

Mario Cruz

Mario Cruz

Drew Warner

Drew Warner

Non-sexual role

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