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Status
Released
Release
2024
Runtime
1h 27m
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"A cinema-stacking tale of breakable proportions...with extra immortal cheeze, and girls."
A secret of turning flesh into glass breaks down ____'s reality when she trips in the BBQ Salon, busting rusting immortal goop onto the faces of herself, Movie Star, and Character Name. Blasts party murder of self inflicting wads of death are in the agenda after a green amulet confusion, forever, until the wood chipper reveals the dusty trick. But who are these men with Gartan Galtar and why do they dance so preciously?
39 Cast Members
Kasper Meltedhair
_____
Erin Caywood
Movie Star
Cody Brant
Character Name
Josh Christensen
Clandestino
Brent Grant
Video Game
Brewce Longo
Gartan Galtar
Eli Elliot
Inside Out Video Game
Andy Heck Boyd
wood chipper
Mason Roberts
Aluminum Security
Elise Brady
Alien Narrator 1
Richard Stankiewicz
Alien Narrator 2
Donald Farmer
Bonald
Natalia Michele
Laughing Couple
Ted Gilbert
Laughing Couple
Josh Schafer
VHS Guy
Nicholas DeGideo
Hebby
Del Worshim
Clown
Michelle Nightwitch
Clown
Matthew W Flynn
Clown
Jon Kobryn
Clown
